"Why Is There a Hippo in the Toilet?!"
Nonfiction, Family & Relationships, Family Relationships, Motherhood
| Author: | Kimberly Dawn Rempel | ISBN: | 9781311772275 |
| Publisher: | Kimberly Dawn Rempel | Publication: | October 22, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Kimberly Dawn Rempel |
| ISBN: | 9781311772275 |
| Publisher: | Kimberly Dawn Rempel |
| Publication: | October 22, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Moms say the darndest things. Who else would utter the things recorded in this collection? Only a mom would instruct, "We don't touch our bums with spoons" or "If you're going to eat off your shirt, at least use a spoon!"
These mom quotes hit all the bases - Food and Eating, Toileting, and House Rules and Other Good Advice to name a few. With each section introduced with a true story, these quotes will amuse the seasoned parent and give fair warning parents-to-be.
Makes a great gift for moms everywhere.
Moms say the darndest things. Who else would utter the things recorded in this collection? Only a mom would instruct, "We don't touch our bums with spoons" or "If you're going to eat off your shirt, at least use a spoon!"
These mom quotes hit all the bases - Food and Eating, Toileting, and House Rules and Other Good Advice to name a few. With each section introduced with a true story, these quotes will amuse the seasoned parent and give fair warning parents-to-be.
Makes a great gift for moms everywhere.
