101 Things to Do On Your Wedding Day

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Aunt Sassy ISBN: 9781329593800
Publisher: Lulu.com Publication: October 2, 2015
Imprint: Lulu.com Language: English
Author: Aunt Sassy
ISBN: 9781329593800
Publisher: Lulu.com
Publication: October 2, 2015
Imprint: Lulu.com
Language: English
'101 Things to Do on Your Wedding Day' starts out conventionally but soon deteriorates into being silly, wacky and crazy. It is just what you would expect from Aunt Sassy, really. If you're looking for something memorable to do on your wedding day you might find it amongst the sensible suggestions. Heaven help your groom if you find it in the silly section. Ask your groom if your bum looks big in your wedding dress. When he says 'no' ask him how you can ever trust a man who is a liar. If he says yes, tell him the divorce papers are being drafted as you speak. Arrive late and tell your groom that there has been a hitch. Tell him that your husband is threatening to expose you as a bigamist. When the people on reception at your honeymoon hotel beam and ask you how the big day has been, smile and reply 'Oh I've done it loads of times before. It's no biggie.'
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'101 Things to Do on Your Wedding Day' starts out conventionally but soon deteriorates into being silly, wacky and crazy. It is just what you would expect from Aunt Sassy, really. If you're looking for something memorable to do on your wedding day you might find it amongst the sensible suggestions. Heaven help your groom if you find it in the silly section. Ask your groom if your bum looks big in your wedding dress. When he says 'no' ask him how you can ever trust a man who is a liar. If he says yes, tell him the divorce papers are being drafted as you speak. Arrive late and tell your groom that there has been a hitch. Tell him that your husband is threatening to expose you as a bigamist. When the people on reception at your honeymoon hotel beam and ask you how the big day has been, smile and reply 'Oh I've done it loads of times before. It's no biggie.'

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