A Little Bit of Ivey

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour, Family & Relationships
Cover of the book A Little Bit of Ivey by Lorelei Branam, ebookit
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Lorelei Branam ISBN: 9781456612634
Publisher: ebookit Publication: March 5, 2013
Imprint: eBookIt.com Language: English
Author: Lorelei Branam
ISBN: 9781456612634
Publisher: ebookit
Publication: March 5, 2013
Imprint: eBookIt.com
Language: English
Call me Ivey Mae.

I have been interested in boys since I realized they weren't girls. Literally. After a tonsillectomy at age five, my first comment was, "The doctor is cute." When I was eighteen my dad started calling me Will Rogers after the actor who infamously stated that he'd never met a man he didn't like. My mother has always wondered what is wrong with me, but the answer is right in her mirror.

As a blossoming novelist, I let my southern roots color the world around me. My books grapple with my alter ego and the romantic dalliances with her dashingly handsome muse.

But in reality, I am staying married—this time—living with my husband, our 6 children, and 30 pets—and no, we don't live on a farm, but smack dab in suburbia. My husband thinks rabbits and guinea pigs are family and shouldn't be separated. But after 22 baby, inbred rodents, I said, "Family, my rear end!" and separated the boys and girls.

My dear mother is now a widow and lives next door. And although she is lonely, she is thoroughly enjoying her seat in the I-am-old-and-can-do-what-I-want boat. She's the one using a shower cap instead of an umbrella and bright-colored laundry baskets instead of a suitcase. Oh, and as it turns out, she doesn't really like me or animals. I know, hilarious.

You can't make this stuff up, although Mother would probably tell you that I do. Our lives would make for a train-wreck type entertaining genuine reality show. But our commotion would just run off the TV crew, so—for now—my stories will have to do.
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Call me Ivey Mae.

I have been interested in boys since I realized they weren't girls. Literally. After a tonsillectomy at age five, my first comment was, "The doctor is cute." When I was eighteen my dad started calling me Will Rogers after the actor who infamously stated that he'd never met a man he didn't like. My mother has always wondered what is wrong with me, but the answer is right in her mirror.

As a blossoming novelist, I let my southern roots color the world around me. My books grapple with my alter ego and the romantic dalliances with her dashingly handsome muse.

But in reality, I am staying married—this time—living with my husband, our 6 children, and 30 pets—and no, we don't live on a farm, but smack dab in suburbia. My husband thinks rabbits and guinea pigs are family and shouldn't be separated. But after 22 baby, inbred rodents, I said, "Family, my rear end!" and separated the boys and girls.

My dear mother is now a widow and lives next door. And although she is lonely, she is thoroughly enjoying her seat in the I-am-old-and-can-do-what-I-want boat. She's the one using a shower cap instead of an umbrella and bright-colored laundry baskets instead of a suitcase. Oh, and as it turns out, she doesn't really like me or animals. I know, hilarious.

You can't make this stuff up, although Mother would probably tell you that I do. Our lives would make for a train-wreck type entertaining genuine reality show. But our commotion would just run off the TV crew, so—for now—my stories will have to do.

More books from ebookit

Cover of the book Zig by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Restaurants and Recipes for the HCG Diet by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book What You Should Know About Prostate Cancer by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book SNCC: The New Abolitionists by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Ice on Fire by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book My Lyrical Journey: How I Painted My Heart Wide Open by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book The Cayman Conspiracy by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Damn Cancer by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Planet X - God's Endgame by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Misunderstood by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Journey of Transition Volume 4 by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book God's Expectation of Mankind by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Six Ethics: A Rights-Based Approach to Establishing an Objective Common Morality by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Travels With My Hat: A Lifetime on the Road by Lorelei Branam
Cover of the book Horseshoe Pitching With Precision by Lorelei Branam
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy