Albertson: 29 books

Eating and sex have never been such titillating bedfellows. From the time Casanova proclaimed oysters "a spur to the spirit and to love," aphrodisiacs have been coveted for their sexually stimulating effects. However, the best ways to release and ignite their power have been shrouded in mystery. Now,...

Know What You Eat! A convenient menu translator for English-speakers visiting Italy. From Abbacchio to Zuppa Pavese, this concise food and menu translator provides clear, alphabetized descriptions of over 1,000 common (and not-so-common) Italian dishes that you are likely to find on menus throughout Italy. Know what you order!

Most Mormon children enjoy the homogenous lifestyle afforded to them by their years of systematic brainwashing. They take comfort in the fact that they have ready-made answers to all of life’s big questions provided to them by their cultish church leaders and devoted families. Occasionally, some...

While working as a treatment facilitator for sex offenders at an inpatient mental health institution, Keaton Albertson conducted clinical interviews with the likes of goat fuckers, urinal lickers, and fecal masturbators. Interacting with this population of pariahs provided him the opportunity to encounter...

Men like Keaton Albertson should be put to sleep. At least, that’s what he was told by his last girlfriend. As a self-proclaimed ladies’ man, Keaton has many times ventured into the dank realms of female sensuality and has thoroughly satisfied many wanton women’s desires. Some of his personal experiences...

Attending public school is by no means an optimal modality toward the achievement of academic greatness. In fact, it could very well be argued that being subjected to the diluted heuristic of a public education will likely preclude academic success. However, aside from its many deficiencies, there is...

Men like Keaton Albertson should be put to sleep. At least, that's what he was told by his last girlfriend. As a self-proclaimed ladies' man, Keaton has many times ventured into the dank realms of female sensuality and has thoroughly satisfied many wanton women's desires. Some of his personal experiences...

The definitive biography of musical legend Bessie Smith: “A landmark in the writing of jazz history . . . First-rate” (The Washington Post). Known as the “Empress of the Blues,” Bessie Smith was a successful vaudeville entertainer who became the highest paid African American performer...

The last person I want to ask for help is my ex-boyfriend, Navy SEAL Grant Carrion, especially since I broke his heart two years ago. But when my brother, Joaquín Cruz, is arrested for murder, I don’t have a choice. I’m his only hope for freedom. Now, I must betray my soul mate...

In the years of my life I have been inspired by God to write my poems of love and worship. It has been an honor and joy that God has given me this gift, for that I will be indebted to Him eternally. I hope these poems will bring you peace, comfort, enlightenment as you read them. I wish Gods richest...

Se7en Deadly SEALs are not the heroes I thought they were 6ix shots of rum I had the night I was violated 5ive months I hid so no one would discover my secret Four times I visited Grant in the hospital to attempt to tell him the truth Thre3 jobs I worked while I was alone...

I don’t recognize the classy woman in the mirror staring back at me―sensible hair, nude lipstick, curves bound in the finest business suit. I have dedicated my life to uncovering the secrets of the SEAL Teams. Hoping one day, I’ll be able to find out who kidnapped my sister. As a NCIS...

I DON’T RECOGNIZE THE DAMAGED woman in the mirror staring back at me—platinum-blond hair, blood-red lips and nails, curves laced up in the finest lingerie. I have transformed into a bombshell to exonerate my brother, United States Navy SEAL Joaquín Cruz. He’s been languishing in a jail cell...