Ashley Bradley: 49 books

If a man has sex with a horse, does that make him gay? But anyway, why is self-checkout so annoying? Why am I being asked if I need help? I came over here to avoid any and all human interaction, so...what goes?

Brittany is a gold digger thotty who got thrown out of Arby's by Lil Romeo. Naomi f*cked Macaulay Culkin. Sharona been engaged like eight times but dudes keep dippin' cuz she dead inside and maybe her p-hole smell like Chernobyl. Marianne like thirty aint never been kissed. They lames. 

The last time Sharon Hamburger was seen alive was six months ago at the Miami-Dade County Community Library and Pool Lounge. She was reported by a six year old boy named Max, for sneezing on a copy of Captain Underpants, and asked to leave. 

Anna threatened to divorce Marvin if he refused to find them a new home. She strongly felt their current place was haunted by the ghost of their dead son, and she was tired of feeling like he was watching her in the bathroom while she tried to take a shit. "Tried" being the operative word....

Will met Patrice on Tinder. Will's homies had advised against him seeking a wife on the dating app, stating there were "mostly hoes" on there. But Will was getting tired. He'd been rejected from eHarmony, he was sure, because he was black. Even though there had been a black dude in an eHarmony...

Mike is an adult virgin who still lives at home. He's never seen Scarface. He wants to, he's just afraid. His life will change soon when he meets a man with an affinity for stallion hind, and an Asian woman with severe acne who cosplays as a black man named Dennis.

For the first time showcasing a unique and extensive range of Australian War Memorial photographs, Gallipoli: a Ridge too far describes the pivotal events of that momentous year as they affected all the countries involved. The book combines fresh perspectives from the worlds leading authorities, including...