Derek Elkins: 25 books

Book cover of Life Unworthy of Life
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: March 26, 2013

Who decides who lives and dies? Dr. Viktor Gottlieb goes to work in a German hospital only to discover that he and his fellow doctors decide. As his internal conflicts grow, he comes to realize that all those silly religious sentiments he had discarded when he became a man merited more serious consideration....
Book cover of Amish Love Story
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: June 5, 2012

You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.As Jebebzediah travels away from home for the first time, he catches sight of the lovely, yet oddly misshapen Esmerelda. Before their romance...
Book cover of How To Take Over the World and Enslave Mankind Using Common Household Items, Book One: Your Own Personal Undead Army
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: October 17, 2012

Ever wanted your own personal army of undead slaves? Have you ever been laughed at, scoffed at, or called eccentric, mad or just plain crazy? Then this book is for you.We know that today's "mad" scientist has limited funds and may be working with a restricted budget. But lack of funding should...
Book cover of The Driving Dead
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: May 2, 2013

New to the world of the living dead? Still hanging onto the shreds of humanity like stink on a corpse? Hey, maybe you should learn a trick or two on how to survive in your new skin. Maybe you should get an advantage over the rest of your competition.Shuffling around waiting for the living to fall...
Book cover of HRAs
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: February 19, 2013

Bright, circling lights are seen in the skies around Farnoth. Could this be an encounter of some supernatural or otherworldly kind?A flying, pulsating, multi-colored object is spotted along the skies surrounding the small town of Farnoth. The lives of a deputy, town drunk, a roaming crypto zoologist...
Book cover of Among Wolves
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: July 23, 2013

A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves?Beneath the surface, the wolf roams.
Book cover of Pain
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: January 28, 2014

PAIN...In some lives it's the only thing that matters.Regina is immersed in a cocoon of pain. The teasing of your classmates, the uselessness of her life leaves her numb and in search of pain as the only legitimate feeling. She is alone and spiraling toward disaster until hope steps in.
Book cover of Detective Story
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: November 25, 2012

A detective, minding his own business is brought into a web of intrigue and murder by a mysterious lady. As he delves further into the morass, every meeting holds a beating and every step ends in confusion.
Book cover of Terror on the Toilet: Horror and Humor Whilst About Your Business
by Anthony Horvath, Derek Elkins, Chris Morrow
Language: English
Release Date: October 28, 2014

Have you ever wondered what lurks in the deep, dark, abyss? No, we aren't talking about your toilet (hopefully)! We're talking about the human soul, the deepest part of the pit of hell, or the dead eyes of the local zombie. We're talking about the face looking back at you in the mirror, the...
Book cover of First Wave: Snow Day
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: March 21, 2013

They came with the snow. They came for us.Roger, left alone in the middle of a blizzard, thought he had a leisurely day off of work. He had no idea he'd be spending the day fighting for his life against the things that came with the snow.The first wave was meant to weed us out.
Book cover of Three Conversations
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: June 22, 2012

People have a lot of different problems with Christianity. Some of the problems revolve around logic, some emotional and others are a little of both. This play revolves around three groups of people in the same restaurant, a group of two men, a group of two women and a group of three teenagers. Their...
Book cover of Second Wave: A Trip to the Zoo
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: April 24, 2013

With the first wave, they took out a third of the human population. With the second wave, they make us take out the rest.In the first wave, the invaders came with the snow. The rose up with their icicle teeth of death and destroyed over a third of us on planet Earth. But they weren't finished...
Book cover of Bedlam’s Door
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: September 20, 2012

A doctor, a banker, a professor and a man of nefarious origins gather together in the house of a scientist over dinner. The scientist's big announcement? He's invented a time machine that will send his essence into the future. After a successful five-minute test, the scientist executes his greatest...
Book cover of A Very Merry Cliche for Christmas
by Derek Elkins
Language: English
Release Date: December 13, 2012

I was watching the Hallmark Channel and found that most every Christmas movie had some serious clichés in common. I thought to myself that I could do just as well or, at the very least come up with a decent parody of the genre. So, I wrote a parody of a Christmas story.In it, we find Holly Clause,...
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