Cole Reulbach: 2 books

Duff Clifford is the least likable twenty five year old, or maybe even person, in all of Ohio. He drinks, does drugs, smells bad and lives with his parents. Trust me, his parents are none to thrilled about this fact either, hence why they forced him to find a job so he could save money to move out....

What would happen if every scientist in the world developed a crippling cocaine addiction and turned everything in the world into helicopters? If for some reason this is a question that keeps you awake at night (you weirdo), then this is the book for you. In this objectively kind of awesome...