Cryptic Lizard Publishing: 20 books

The Wandering Booger is an illustrated book about a tiny booger that finds it way from Timmy's nose all around the room, the house, into the yard, and back onto Timmy. Along the way the booger ends up on lots of Timmy's family members, a hungry spider, a backyard chipmunk, and the family dog!  This...

Fear: noun - an unpleasant often strong emotion caused by anticipation or awareness of danger. Fear is a very interesting emotion.  It's what controls people, communities, entire populations, and countries.  It evokes a primal sense of self preservation. The stories here will evoke...

Mom just finished planting a whole garden full of really unusual flowers from that new nursery that just opened up in town. They sure are pretty...but what flower smells like pizza??? And...they seem to be doing all sorts of other very unflowerlike things; holding each other's leaves, eating bugs,...

Funny Things I Heard At The Bus Stop, Volume 2 is a new collection of short stories for kids of all ages, from 3 to 103! The Great Tooth Caper - Seven year old Clayton is determined to pull his tooth out earlier than it needs to come out.  See what kind of trouble he gets in with the Sweet...

When little Timmy eats a big gloppy mess of food for dinner, the results are not good on his stomach!  In this hilarious book for kids, find out what happens to Timmy and his family as a fart wanders around the kitchen. A sneaky fart is trying to get out and infect the air with smelliness,...

Felix was your average guy in the small town of Woodside Cove.  Never one for big adventures, he was happy building and farming and became very good at what he did. Then one day, a friend of his lost her dog and they set out into the woods to find it.  Little did he know of the things that...

AWESOME NEW MINING ADVENTURE SERIES! In Book 1, Felix and Annika went searching for her lost dog and found plenty of monsters, caves, and adventure along the way.  Now they are back and Ruff is safe.  But are they? Something was heard deep in the woods.  Something making strange noises... What...

Elf Tales: Bedtime Stories of Tinsel Tumbleflump is a collection of Christmas stories for young readers.  Tinsel Tumbleflump is the Assistant to the Head Assistant Toy Master In Charge of Gears, Motors, and Electric Things.  His job is to make sure that all of the electrical stuff that gets...

AWESOME NEW MINING ADVENTURE SERIES! In Book 1, Felix and Annika went searching for her lost dog and found plenty of monsters, caves, and adventure along the way. Now they are back and Ruff is safe. In Book 2, monsters were coming toward Woodside Cove in big numbers, and the gang set...

Funny Things I Heard At The Bus Stop, Volume 1 is a collection of short stories for readers aged 3 to 103! The Last Napkin - Ever wonder what the last napkin in the stack is thinking?  One little napkin that is always at the bottom of the stack.  Will he ever get to do his job?  Find out! A...

Funny Things I Heard at the Bus Stop: Volume 1 became a #1 Best Seller in the short story collections category with funny stories for pre-teens. Then Volume 2 was published that had stories for younger kids.  After Volume 3 came out with six more stories for all ages, there were now...

The third book in the Funny Things series, I hope this volume entertains you as much as the other two have! I really enjoyed creating this set of stories, perfect for kids of ALL ages (from 3 to 103). Right Place, Right Time - when a young girl discovers that the new Monster Five movie is coming...

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Alina Vurben dreamed in roses. At least tonight her dreamscape seemed overrun with her favorite royal red buds, scattered as they were across sheets of white satin; a luxurious sleeping space she shared tonight with two flawless examples of handsome, sensual manhood. Both had eyes of...