Glenn Johnson: 1 book

Ever wondered what lives at the center of the Earth;how it feels to work at a retail mall at the center of a black hole; what Mexican food in Hell tastes like; what it is like to be taken to the pound as a pet; what a fickle slut Cleopatra can be and what it is like to be worshiped as a god (not The God, just a minor pain in ass god)? Then this is the book for you!