Kevin Kierstead: 4 books

When 100 senators play Red Rover... when dogs pee on moving joggers... when conspiracy theories arise over the Bush "Shoe Incident," you have a truth in the purest form. In the format of the lying news company that produces The Onion, you have the only thing better; The Unbitten Onion.Thirty-four...

Marvin Haskin (Boom) was finally getting comfortable in life. He had learned how to dismiss his troubles, large and small. He came to believe that he didn't matter much, and that nothing else really did, either. But the same river of unpredictable-turned-mundane events that had shaped his more callous...

Mankind’s worst critic just landed on Earth. Fortunately, so did his owner. Altinison Borahamen (Alt) along with his super-intelligent, shrewd, curmudgeon of a pet, Khan, decide to make their pit stop on Earth stand for something meaningful. Instead of just collecting some materials that...

(This book originally had some formatting issues which rendered it difficult to read in a browser. That issue has been resolved. No other devices had any trouble.)Based on actual conversations between a guy and a pirate...Purpose of life? It's in this book! So is the the meaning...