Lenny: 94 books

Here are eighteen odd poems about canoeing, including Jesus in a canoe and how, at a campfire at night, the trees seem to touch the stars.

For twenty-three years a dozen space-alien refugees from have been hiding out on Earth, living inside various human hosts. When they arrived they hid their spaceship in the mud at the bottom of Lake Ontario, and when the "come home" call finally came, they happily prepared to get their spaceship...

You'd think if a guy wanted to die in peace on the shores of some isolated lake, people would just let him do it. No such luck.The poor schnook is followed by a student looking for an interview, a reporter looking for a really good story, and the local nut case.

Great if you’re getting tired of telling people what you had for lunch and want to send something more profound. There are 193 limericks here, many adapted from famous and thought-provoking ideas and quotations. Others; not so much.

There are a lot of wonderful songs to which the happy couple can dance at their wedding reception, but sometimes a wedding party will want something less overused, or an additional song or two for an additional dance or two. This little book of lyrics provides some new songs, sung to traditional tunes...

WARNING: This book is intended for men. If you are a woman (especially a woman of child-bearing age), please stop reading immediately. Please! We don’t read your girls-only books like “Our Bodies, Ourselves” or “The Color Purple,” do we??? Here's part of the introduction: So—you’re...

Ted figures there are three things you must not being on a canoe trip: electronic devices, pet anacondas, or people who will die on the trip. Just as well nobody brought an anaconda….Hughie apparently left the campsite in the middle of the night while everybody else was asleep. That wasn't...

Tony just wants to write another travel guide for canoeists. His plans to head into Massasauga Provincial Park alone begin to unravel at the dock when a good-looking woman talks him into taking her with him.He doesn't know about the hungry bear at the campsite, or the man with the rifle and the guy with the B-52 determined to interrupt his plans.

For people who have read the novel, Marley Was Dead, and have questions, this is a short, helpful guide. Marley Was Dead is linked to Dickens's A Christmas Carol, but the descriptions of mid-Victorian London are more fascinating than the mystery, This guide answers some questions about the sociology...

Is it evil not to be sure? is a collection of entries from Lena Dunham's diary--or what she called her "Creative Snippets and Observations Journal"--from the fall of 2005 and the spring of 2006. It is a candid, chaotic, and occasionally poetic snapshot of a young person becoming an adult.  ...