Marc Corn: 17 books

Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...

Remembrance Day, the one-day of the year we observe a two minutes of silence for those who had been killed in the line of duty. Each year Mr. Git makes sure he observes the two minutes of silence, he thinks about all the privates he served with and remembers a young man who was cut down in his prime.

Mr. Git comes across a reality show called Big Brother, he sits and watches it for a while and then he decides to have a big moan about it. He doesn't like all this reality TV nonsense, he thinks its wasteful entertainment and in his own words, it's like watching goldfish in a goldfish bowl.