Mark James Wooding: 6 books

My motto is this: seek wisdom, practice kindness. Why? Because this is the path which I believe will lead me to be the person that I want to be. This book is an attempt to clarify my thinking about my goals and motivations. It was written primarily for my own benefit, but since I don't...

A wealthy couple open their home to a few less fortunate individuals, but things don't work out the way the hosts anticipate.

Chuck Spunk, Professor Liverwort, Tokyo the Ninja, and a Pekingese attack dog named Black Death plan to shut down an illegal laxative gas factory in Russia. Colonel Caviar and the Lemming Patrol intend to stop them.

The House and I love it when we have guests. They're such a treat.

A certain fungus brings corpses back from the dead. After the dead revive, they become stronger, faster, and smarter than they were. They can also travel underground. And there's only one item on their menu: human flesh. Two local lodges, the Community of Men and the Community of Women, must...

When the Denisce (Vikings) invaded, Eadgar was prepared to go on a one-man war against them, picking them off as the opportunity presented itself. However, with the help of the beautiful Hrothwyn and old-man Wynstan, they were able to do far more damage as a team of three.