Michael Zinetti: 24 books

Are you tired of all these people who seem to have a better relationship with God than you? Are you always sitting there in wonder, when someone starts talking about God like He's their Best Friend and personal Consultant or something? Well, finally you can cast your fears aside, cuz Michael Zinetti...

Are you one of the gazillion guys on the planet plagued with that most awful affliction, you know, small penis disorder? Well, be of good cheer because all that shit is behind you now. Michael Zinetti has come to the rescue, with his, Some Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger. As a guy formerly plagued...

Are you like so many people out there, struggling through life without one million dollars? Are you tired of hearing about how many millions of dollars some star athlete is gonna make, or some top model, or those ass-face Waltons of Walmart fame? Well, you can forget about all that! Michael Zinetti...

My Search For Love On Craigslist is a hilarious collection of 50 personals ads placed on Craigslist over a span of one year by author, Michael Zinetti. Basically, these were genuine ads with a genuine objective, and that was to find love on Craigslist. After the first 3 ads, Zinetti started using...

The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc. Some prominent stories that take place within the Seven Realms Of Zoaia are...

This is the first book in The Godbolt Trinity Series. It introduces the main character of the series, Chris Bontey or Godbolt, as well as the two secondary main characters, Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter and Blastus Legend or the Anti-Nigger Machine. Chris Bontey or Godbolt is a 23-year-old...

Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the fourth episode, entitled, Switek Meets The King Of Coke. In this episode, due to a serious turn of events, Switek suddenly finds himself before the King Coke IV, the sometimes cruel...

Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the sixth episode and is entitled, Switek Meets Princess Verana. In this episode, Switek, well, meets the very beautiful, and quite moody Princess Verana. Also, Midge's storyline is...

Going Postal is a collection of 50 status updates, posts and what-have-you, previously posted on my blog at michaelzinetti.com, as well as various social websites. Most of the posts were written after I had stayed up all night and was barely functioning. What better time to try and set the world afire than when you're completely and utterly delirious?

Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the first episode, entitled Switek Meets Hattie The Hottie. In this episode we meet Switek himself, as well as a few other characters including Hatari The Realm Dreamer, or Hattie The...

Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the ninth episode and is entitled, Switek Meets Queen Rosa Of Coke. This episode is extra long, and deals with several different storylines, bringing the first season of Switek of Springfield...

A cute little story about youthful love and innocence, against the backdrop of farm-life.

Forbidden Wish is a cautionary tale for all fledgling genies everywhere. Especially for those who are considering taking one of these scrumptious humans as her own, back into the lamp, and actually trying to maintain some sort of relationship. Forbidden Wish is just one of several things that could go wrong.

Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the second episode, entitled Switek Meets Nattie The Nottie. In this episode, we get to explore Switek's relationship with Hattie The Hottie a little deeper. Also, we get to see more...