Robert Lubrican: 47 books

Volume Three of Lubrican's Twisted Fairy Tales starts out with a retelling of the Pinocchio story in a way you've never heard it before. And that's a promise. Suffice it to say it isn't his nose that gets longer when he lies, and the ladies in his life take advantage of the fact that it's easy to...

Lubrican's holiday offerings consist of three Santa pieces, but not your "usual" Santa stories. If you're a believer, then these stories are for fun, and to think about the Jolly Old Elf in a little bit different way than you may have before. If you're one of those sad, misguided people...

Volume Two of Lubrican's Twisted Fairy Tales and Naughty Nursery Rhymes is a raw, sexy look at now additional details of certain old stories might be filled in, or (I'll admit it,) just plain made up. The foreword explains that there is no moral to any of these stories. In fact, these stories have...

Volume two of Lubrican's short stories contains four more "stroke" stories from the early days of his writing. The first, titled The Cheerleader Blues, details the troubles of a young college cheerleader who loses a bet with her prime rival in the popularity game. She has to go on...

Story one in this volume is called "The Kindergarden Blues," wherein a young man is sentenced to community service, which happens to be helping Miss Thompson in her kindergarden class. Turns out the kids like him. And so does Miss Thompson, to the point that, when they are thrown together...

What is erotica? It's sexy stories ... right? It's stories that make you want to HAVE sex ... right? So what happens to the people WRITING these sexy stories? I mean they must want to have sex pretty much non-stop ... right? And I don't care who he/she is, the most perfect mate in the whole WORLD...

In the original tale of Jack and his magic beans, they told about half of the story. That's not odd, since historical tomes frequently just touch on the high points and then move on to other things. And, back then, paper cost a lot more than it costs now. Plus, as you will find out, a significant...

Second grade teacher Julia Miller thought it would be a good civics lesson to have her students write "Any Soldier" letters and send them off to Iraq. She had no idea that both she and her class would form an attachment for Staff Sergeant Robert Hickory, when he answered those letters, That...

Claire almost didn't go buy the sex toy. It was too embarrassing. What if a someone she knew saw her at that store? But frustration drove her on and she took a dildo home. She thought if she showed it to her husband, he'd start paying more attention to her. But he didn't. She used it just once and...

Jane loved her husband. She loved him when he was a hippy, radical protestor trying to save the world. Then he grew up and became a senator. And she was trying to love him as a senator too. But the truth was that she was being neglected by her husband. But not by the machine that was pulling...

Remember when you sat on Santa's lap and told him what you wanted ... and really believed that he had the power to bring it to you? Timothy Sinderson believed Santa could bring him what he wanted most, so he asked for it - a baby brother. And after meeting Timothy's single mother ......

I fell in love at an early age. And she was in love with me too. But we were too young, and it didn't work out. Part of that was because I was a bully, and she didn't like bullies. But I became a bully because of her. It was a confusing time in my life. And then, one day, years later, I saw her again....

I'm an author of "porn" on the internet, and I have some advice for you about your kids ... and what I write ... and how you might want to take a more active role in the sex lives of your kids. And they have sex lives, folks. They all do. You know I'm right ... because you did too. It's not a long letter. Just read it. It can't hurt anything to read it.

Polygamy in America isn't taken seriously. Part of that is because basic societal rules brand it anathema. Most mainstream religions chime in, denigrating plural marriage as immoral. And yet, history is full of examples of places and peoples in which having multiple spouses not only worked, but was...