Canadian Memories: An Ode to Inspector Clouseau

Canadian Memories stories are collections of the real memories of a real Canadian. He is, uh, I mean I am writing these collections to exorcise said memories. I don't know if you are like me but some memories just keep popping into my head, unbidden I might add, If it was here and there, it might not be so bad, but it's all the time. Eventually, I began jotting them down in a file until, eventually, I had enough to collate into a book of sorts.
It's just a bunch of incidents, little moments in my life, my Canadian life, that have stayed with me for one reason or another. Not all of them are funny, though many are. Others are interesting, curious, or meaningful. It's quite possible you've had similar memories but mine happened in Canada which, my lawyer says, makes them Canadian Memories, so the similarity only goes to a certain point.