CHICKENS: Gear For War

Another Hilarious Novel

The chickens are in trouble again!

The weasels are threatening war upon their home planet and the rest of the Federated Flock. Admiral Sprig sends the chickens on a diplomatic mission to acquire more allies.
This assignment will send them across three worlds where they will meet quails, partridges and pheasants (oh, my)! They will clash with fearsome thrash-beasts, battle laser-spitting robots, conquer maze-dungeons, and become subversive circus performers embattled with a Princess named Stuart. This mission will certainly keep them busy. But will they come back in time to save their own planet?
I wrote these books because I missed writers like Sir Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, as well as Whedon's Firefly series. And I think we could all do well by trying to make each other laugh every now and then.
If you enjoy this book, make sure to read my other titles, including CHICKENS: A Space Adventure, and CHICKENS: The Quest For Moss. And do leave positive reviews, I just love those.