Crancer's Bad Day

I hold a monthly contest on my T. Mason Gilbert Author Page on Facebook. To begin the contest, I ask people to write one random sentence in the comments section of the post declaring the contest open for submissions.
The first ten people to submit a random sentence are the declared the ‘winners.’
I take the first ten sentences submitted and write a story containing those ten random sentences. This is the resulting story from the first contest and is entitled "Crancer's Bad Day."
Here are the ten sentences submitted along with the names of the people who submitted them:

1. No, they are not suggestions, any more questions, Bro? – Dan Fiorito
2. Life is no place for the weak of heart, slow of mind, and quick of speak. – Tara Shiloh
3. Every main and womain must pass the ultimate test. – Burgess Hallums
4. Why is everything always, always my fault? – Beverly Shah
5. I find that the older I get the more I need and want my youthful energy back. – Robin Nash-Ramsden
6. The current trend toward ignoring directions ... – Pam Thompson
7. Somehow now, all credibility is lost. – Deb Mills
8. I always thought things would have turned out different. – Karen Snowden
9. It seems like things would have just turned out best for Crancer if he’d only left the car keys exactly where he’d found them.… Damn it, Crancer! – Russ Wellington
10. When all the stars in the sky say, catch me if you can! – Geri Gutierrez.
    I would like to thank all the people who participated in Ten Random Sentences Contest #1. The sentences are in bold in the story. Enjoy!