Dear Franz, Advice for Everyman from the Duke of Merzenburg!

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Author: Franz von und zu Merzenburg ISBN: 9781466136489
Publisher: Franz von und zu Merzenburg Publication: July 12, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Franz von und zu Merzenburg
ISBN: 9781466136489
Publisher: Franz von und zu Merzenburg
Publication: July 12, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Hold the line! Franz, the Duke of Merzenburg is here to answer all your questions! For years he has opened up his heart and mind to billions of readers via his DearFranz.com advice column. In his new book, Franz shares some of his classic advice with you, his beloved reader. Here you’ll find answers to all the questions that have been on your mind! Including….

Franz on money:
“I like to keep a dresser drawer full of cash, so I can take out any amount whenever I need to. When the drawer starts to look a little empty, that’s when I know I need more.”

Franz on depression:

“Take some time off and travel the world and find yourself.”

Franz on dinner parties:

“….. flower arrangements, make sure that the topiaries are tall enough that your guests can see under them. Make sure before the party, someone sits at the table and makes sure that the bottoms of the topiaries are above head level.”

Franz on Adultery:
“If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no one there to hear – does it make a sound?”

Franz on traveling:
“Don’t skimp on first class….Often enough, the difference between First Class and Steerage is only maybe a few thousand dollars.”

Those advices and more are waiting - just for you. So read it, absorb it and simply become a better person - just like Franz!

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Hold the line! Franz, the Duke of Merzenburg is here to answer all your questions! For years he has opened up his heart and mind to billions of readers via his DearFranz.com advice column. In his new book, Franz shares some of his classic advice with you, his beloved reader. Here you’ll find answers to all the questions that have been on your mind! Including….

Franz on money:
“I like to keep a dresser drawer full of cash, so I can take out any amount whenever I need to. When the drawer starts to look a little empty, that’s when I know I need more.”

Franz on depression:

“Take some time off and travel the world and find yourself.”

Franz on dinner parties:

“….. flower arrangements, make sure that the topiaries are tall enough that your guests can see under them. Make sure before the party, someone sits at the table and makes sure that the bottoms of the topiaries are above head level.”

Franz on Adultery:
“If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no one there to hear – does it make a sound?”

Franz on traveling:
“Don’t skimp on first class….Often enough, the difference between First Class and Steerage is only maybe a few thousand dollars.”

Those advices and more are waiting - just for you. So read it, absorb it and simply become a better person - just like Franz!

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