Death Days: The Total Package (Stories 1-9)

# Contents:
- Death Days 1-9
- Body Counter (Hired #1 Free Promotion Story [3000 words])
- Total Words: 33,700 Words
- Total Pages: 122 Standard Book Pages

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# Death Days: Day 1 (Death Days Horror Humor Series #1)
He creeps in the night doing his wickedness upon those who believe themselves oh so safe. Tonight he will feast on one of the weak and take from them the light of the world. Psychopath does not even begin to describe him. He is death.

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# Holiday (Death Days Horror Humor Series #2)
The man is back and this time he’s in Hawaii. A rest from his tired kill and kill some more lifestyle is needed, but is this really a rest? A noisy bunch of neighbors will test his limits and he will be hard-pressed to stay his hand. Another crazy kill fest from the killer with no name.

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# Clown (Death Days Horror Humor Series #3)
He has avoided family events for 2 years now, but this year his beloved sister has forced him into the role of clown for a nephew’s birthday party. That’s why he’s in the closet right now with his dead niece wondering how he’s going to escape this perilous situation. 70 family members await the clown, but will he be able to keep a straight face?

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# Taxi Driver (Death Days Horror Humor Series #4)
Sexy women and dirty fat men make the killer’s life hellishly hard as his ‘extracurricular’ activities lead to the fare from hell. It’s a night of madness that will leave the town bloody and stress our hero of death to the end of his already frayed rope. Exotic death follows in this ram bumptious run through racy world of the death dealer with no name.

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# Trouble At The Bank (Death Days Horror Humor Series #5)
He should have known better. Stepping into his business, making his life hard, getting in the way all the time, the fool! The life of our banker/murderer has never been harder. With idiotic co-workers, a relationship-focused boss and a building full of cameras, he’s not going to have an easy time in this work place drama of death!

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# The Witness (Death Days Horror Humor Series #6)
The shape disappeared from the mouth of the alleyway. He was seen! Death, mayhem and deprivation will push our murderer to the limit of his abilities as he hunts the witness that saw him enjoying his ‘hobbies’. Cops, mafia and elderly couples will suffer at the hands of the killer. “A mind bogglingly crazy series of mad events – not for the faint of heart!”

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# Cop Killer (Death Days Horror Humor Series $7)
A routine stop turned into a deadly game of cat and mouse. One killer and a cop, the spitting image of his kill weeks ago, will face off in a deadly battle of cop and killer. However, the odds are stacked and only getting worse as the true threat is revealed and our killer finds himself in real trouble. Can he survive this?

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# Hillbilly Killer (Death Days Horror Humor Series #8)
Stuck in small town America, the killer's holiday of death is on hold while he tries to control his urges and keep the town's folk from discovering the killer in their midst.

Unfortunately, there is more to this town than the killer knows and with a bunch of amateur murderers after him, he must fight to survive the best way he knows how: kill everything that gets in his way.

The killer might have met his match this time. Can he survive against all odds to prove himself the best killer? Or will he die a grisly death on the chainsaws of the damned? With the odds on the amateurs' side, he's in real trouble in this 8th short story in the Death Day's Series.

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# Spring Break Bloodbath (Death Days Horror Humor Series #9)
Down and out, our Killer travels to Florida in hunt of young and beautiful flesh. However, a stolen wallet turns all of his plans on end and he finds himself in 'Motel Cheap'. Thankfully, today is his lucky day as a beautiful and sexy victim presents herself. The killer will feast tonight!