Felix Colt Knows Pain: a Zombie Noir

Shelly Plank - fat, middle-aged, unhappily married, and bottom-rung goon in The Organization, the city's biggest organized crime outfit, is at the end of his rope. His entire adult life has been one crushing humiliation after another. His wife doesn't respect him, his coworkers mock him, and his tyrannical boss, Felix Colt, keeps him around basically for torture and amusement.

That is, until Felix goes missing. Without a trace.

Most suspect Delmer Rossi, head of The Brotherhood, The Organization's chief rival, but Shelly smells an inside job. Felix's right-hand man, Trent Epps, is now in charge and he's far too eager to put the tragedy behind them, and seems far too eager to spend some quality time with Felix's longtime girlfriend (who Shelly saw first, he'll have you know), the ravishing ex-stripper, Stacie Cooley. The problem with Shelly Plank's suspicion is he's Shelly Plank, and nothing short of getting Felix Colt himself to rise from a shallow grave and point his finger at Trent will convince The Organization they're being led by a traitorous murderer.

So when Shelly finds Felix down at the waterfront; dazed, incoherent, but seemingly alive he hatches a plan to expose his new boss and win the respect and admiration so long denied. But there's one major problem: something is seriously wrong with Felix Colt, and a growing number of others.

They're dead, and starving for human flesh.