Gargle, Spit Repeat...

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Author: Connor Philips ISBN: 9781310174919
Publisher: Connor Philips Publication: October 11, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Connor Philips
ISBN: 9781310174919
Publisher: Connor Philips
Publication: October 11, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Matt is an asshole-- sorry no other term will suffice-- who has plenty of problems; chief among them being the fact that he is too cynical for school and is haunted by the delusions of the loved ones he's had to watch die. The only balm to his malady are the glorious tits and lips of his one true love, a regular cum-dumpster named Erica. He maintains his sanity by masturbating to make the delusions go away and knowing he can still fuck Erica at any time.

Matt hatches a plan to finally have Erica as his own, but amidst the alcohol and self-loathing he gets a little side-tracked. Caught masturbating in class, a classmate gives him a card to a club of lonely guys who release the shame of their chronic masturbation by giving it a holy disposition. A full-on sausage fest of singular debauchery. No matter how pathetic they are they do have one boon he can exploit- money. If they would pay good money for online videos, just how much would they pay to watch the many, many sluts on campus get fucked?

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Matt is an asshole-- sorry no other term will suffice-- who has plenty of problems; chief among them being the fact that he is too cynical for school and is haunted by the delusions of the loved ones he's had to watch die. The only balm to his malady are the glorious tits and lips of his one true love, a regular cum-dumpster named Erica. He maintains his sanity by masturbating to make the delusions go away and knowing he can still fuck Erica at any time.

Matt hatches a plan to finally have Erica as his own, but amidst the alcohol and self-loathing he gets a little side-tracked. Caught masturbating in class, a classmate gives him a card to a club of lonely guys who release the shame of their chronic masturbation by giving it a holy disposition. A full-on sausage fest of singular debauchery. No matter how pathetic they are they do have one boon he can exploit- money. If they would pay good money for online videos, just how much would they pay to watch the many, many sluts on campus get fucked?

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