Hit - A Short Story

It’s going to be pretty much like any other contract, mob hitman Anthony Pagano tells himself—except for the part where it’s from God and it’s being offered to him by an angel in an Armani suit who sounds a little like his uncle from Teaneck.

It isn’t just any contract, it turns out. If he’ll kill the Oldest Vampire (the son of Satan), God will forgive him his sins—and Anthony has a lot, and who doesn’t want to be forgiven? But when he arrives in Siena to meet his target’s gorgeous girlfriend, things become a lot more complicated.