How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide by Sami Oskar, Sami Oskar
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Sami Oskar ISBN: 9781458150035
Publisher: Sami Oskar Publication: June 4, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Sami Oskar
ISBN: 9781458150035
Publisher: Sami Oskar
Publication: June 4, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!
Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.

In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.

Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):

Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!
Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.

In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.

Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):

Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.

More books from Humorous

Cover of the book Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Never Flirt with Puppy Killers by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue": a short story by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Dingo by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Crazy Were We In The Head by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Diamond Solitaire by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Willow Cottage – Part One: Sunshine and Secrets (Willow Cottage Series) by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book So Much Trouble When She Walked In by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book The Eldritch Wives of Transylvania 2 by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Some Experiences of an Irish R.M. by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Apocalipstick by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Candy by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book Love to Go, Take a Chance, Book 5 by Sami Oskar
Cover of the book The Best Little Blow House In Nevada by Sami Oskar
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy