In Case You Were Wondering Why I Disappeared and other stories

When I showed this to several friends, they laughed out loud. They all wanted me to publish it. I hesitated. My wife thought I would look like a nincompoop. (She's usually right about such things.). The only way to find out is to put it out there for you to judge for yourself.

Well...what is IT?

It's a collection of funny stories I've written over the years that deal with life as I observed it. Have you noticed how lIfe has a nasty habit of slipping through your fingers and darting around the corner and ...whoosh...it's moved on and so have you? So to pin down some of these events (and they are all completely true) so they wouldn't slip away, I pinned them to this paper (O.K. electronic paper) to keep them in one spot. I hope you at least get a chuckle or two out of them. Perhaps it will, remind you of some similar things in your life. I thought these were funny enough to share..

So I'll leave it up to you. Read a sample and if you like it buy it.