Manual for sexually mature idlers
Guide to self-determination
Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Romance, Contemporary
| Author: | Nikolay Ilchevski | ISBN: | 1230002098531 |
| Publisher: | Nikolay Ilchevski | Publication: | January 17, 2018 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Nikolay Ilchevski |
| ISBN: | 1230002098531 |
| Publisher: | Nikolay Ilchevski |
| Publication: | January 17, 2018 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
A guide to self-determination. Several signs by which to determine if you are an animal or person ... How do you understand if you are a woman or a man .....How to understand whether you falling in love or just ...
Do not risk buying this manual. Better steal it. So no one would know you have it. If you cannot steal, ask a friend to do so and then kill him to cover the tracks. If you cannot kill, hire a hit man. If you cannot decide between those two options, buy this manual along with fifty other books and slowly get out on the street. Do not look around. Turn calmly onto the first corner street, throw away all the other books and run couple of miles choosing the most narrow town alleys. Circuit the country using as many vehicles as possible, constantly changing your clothes and impersonating whoever you wish. Return to your place of residence around midnight, take off your shoes and bury them under a three in the most distant park. Tiptoe home, leave a note to your relatives that you’ll go to an expedition in Sahara desert, and quietly barricade yourself in the basement. There, between the cement bags and the jars of chutney, you may open this manual. Just in case, read it at candlelight. And start from the epilog.
A guide to self-determination. Several signs by which to determine if you are an animal or person ... How do you understand if you are a woman or a man .....How to understand whether you falling in love or just ...
Do not risk buying this manual. Better steal it. So no one would know you have it. If you cannot steal, ask a friend to do so and then kill him to cover the tracks. If you cannot kill, hire a hit man. If you cannot decide between those two options, buy this manual along with fifty other books and slowly get out on the street. Do not look around. Turn calmly onto the first corner street, throw away all the other books and run couple of miles choosing the most narrow town alleys. Circuit the country using as many vehicles as possible, constantly changing your clothes and impersonating whoever you wish. Return to your place of residence around midnight, take off your shoes and bury them under a three in the most distant park. Tiptoe home, leave a note to your relatives that you’ll go to an expedition in Sahara desert, and quietly barricade yourself in the basement. There, between the cement bags and the jars of chutney, you may open this manual. Just in case, read it at candlelight. And start from the epilog.
