Mike the Moose

Master of Marbles

Mike the Moose, Master of Marbles, won’t tell his story to just
anyone. It helps if you are solidly pro-moose and see no reason in
the natural world why moose and man can’t live together in a harmonious
family.
If assured of your position, Mike might let slip some juicy details
of his adventures. Maybe how his first trip to a mall brought the police
and how he wound up in a trash can. Or what the head of NASA
says about him, and the spaceship to Mars, and the DANGERS he
faced. Mike’s still galactically annoyed at his human sister Carrie for
that one.
The easiest way to get Mike talking is to ask about his medal: his
super shiny one from the State Department, after his encounter with
Generalissimo Alfonso Ramonito Crakov del Buston, leader of the
Spanish underworld. Mike insists he planned the entire mission to
save America. Press him, and maybe, he’ll admit to a bit of help from
his mom and top agent, Harry Malone. But the way Mike tells it, the
mission was run by a moose.
Well c’mon, the Commander in Chief was impressed enough to
give Mike one of THE most special, extraterrestrial gifts ever offered
to man or moose!
Mike would be the first to confirm that he is as brilliant, courageous,
and handsome as they say - especially when he stretches his
antlers – but he’ll insist he isn’t trying to be Supermoose. All he
wants is to revel in his new-found family and play marbles with Carrie.
(You do know that Mike is just about the most famous expert on
marbles on the planet, right?) But what’s a curious mooseling to do
when duty calls?