| Author: | James Lockhart Perry | ISBN: | 9781465748904 |
| Publisher: | James Lockhart Perry | Publication: | October 2, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | James Lockhart Perry |
| ISBN: | 9781465748904 |
| Publisher: | James Lockhart Perry |
| Publication: | October 2, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
When it comes to falling in love, Tammy Whinot will stop at nothing:
No matter that when she meets Mr. Perfect, he's shooting it out with a Chechen convenience store owner.
Or that five minutes later he takes a leap over a drunken Porsche into a coma and a stint in a wheelchair.
Or that the fixer-upper Tammy buys Mr. Perfect contains a family of ghosts trapped in an afterlife of murky tribulation.
Or that tribulato numero uno is the mobster Tony Ten Finger's obsession with recouping the $9.5 million Ghost Ted embezzled from him.
What a girl needs in this dating hell we live in are great instincts, and Tammy has some of the greatest:
She can see past Joe Lamb's haphazard suicidal tendencies to the pot of dull stability that lies beneath.
She can charm a family of irritated ghosts into defending her to the -- uh -- death against a swarm of gangsters.
She can spot the rose in a patch of weeds, the courage in a frightened coward, the hope in a broken bicycle, and the love in a mistreated child.
If the finest quality of an American hero is an absolute faith in humanity, then Tammy makes the grade with powers to spare.
Don't misunderstand her -- sooner or later everybody does something bad -- Tammy herself isn't above a little kidnapping, blackmail, and grand larceny -- but the trick in love and life is to find someone who does bad things badly and ugly things worst of all.
When it comes to falling in love, Tammy Whinot will stop at nothing:
No matter that when she meets Mr. Perfect, he's shooting it out with a Chechen convenience store owner.
Or that five minutes later he takes a leap over a drunken Porsche into a coma and a stint in a wheelchair.
Or that the fixer-upper Tammy buys Mr. Perfect contains a family of ghosts trapped in an afterlife of murky tribulation.
Or that tribulato numero uno is the mobster Tony Ten Finger's obsession with recouping the $9.5 million Ghost Ted embezzled from him.
What a girl needs in this dating hell we live in are great instincts, and Tammy has some of the greatest:
She can see past Joe Lamb's haphazard suicidal tendencies to the pot of dull stability that lies beneath.
She can charm a family of irritated ghosts into defending her to the -- uh -- death against a swarm of gangsters.
She can spot the rose in a patch of weeds, the courage in a frightened coward, the hope in a broken bicycle, and the love in a mistreated child.
If the finest quality of an American hero is an absolute faith in humanity, then Tammy makes the grade with powers to spare.
Don't misunderstand her -- sooner or later everybody does something bad -- Tammy herself isn't above a little kidnapping, blackmail, and grand larceny -- but the trick in love and life is to find someone who does bad things badly and ugly things worst of all.
