My Life on a Mexican Soap Opera

If you are counting, this is book 3! Yeah, we're surprised too. It is by far the worst of the series and shouldn't even be published. Still, our die-hard fans asked us to put it in print so they can get off on the scandalous stories, rude behavior and sick and twisted perversions our humor often finds. Make no mistake, this book comes with a warning label and an X rating, mostly because we use lots of sex and foul language to deliver poorly thought out punch lines. It's a lot like going out to comedy night in any big city, the more you drink the funnier we are. So go ahead, get yourself a copy of this book, a big bottle of Jack and some tissues (and I don't mean for crying). Note: This book is the Wrath of Kahn of the Star Trek movies, you don't like it much, and Ricardo Montalban only drew you back to Fantasy Island, but you still had to watch it. Book 4 we promise will be our redemption!