Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Nonfiction, Reference & Language, Reference, Quotations, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
Cover of the book Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations by , OUP Oxford
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: ISBN: 9780191060441
Publisher: OUP Oxford Publication: October 17, 2013
Imprint: OUP Oxford Language: English
Author:
ISBN: 9780191060441
Publisher: OUP Oxford
Publication: October 17, 2013
Imprint: OUP Oxford
Language: English

Writer, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. With over 1,000 new quotations from all media, it's easy to find hilarious quotes on subjects ranging from Argument to Diets, from Computers to The Weather. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends. 'Now we have the World Wide Web (the only thing I know of whose shortened form-www-takes three times longer to say than what it's short for)' Douglas Adams 'Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends' Woody Allen 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight' Phyllis Diller 'Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit' Elizabeth Gilbert 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it' Terry Pratchett 'Retreat, hell! We're only attacking in another direction' American general Oliver P. Smith

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Writer, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. With over 1,000 new quotations from all media, it's easy to find hilarious quotes on subjects ranging from Argument to Diets, from Computers to The Weather. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends. 'Now we have the World Wide Web (the only thing I know of whose shortened form-www-takes three times longer to say than what it's short for)' Douglas Adams 'Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends' Woody Allen 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight' Phyllis Diller 'Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit' Elizabeth Gilbert 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it' Terry Pratchett 'Retreat, hell! We're only attacking in another direction' American general Oliver P. Smith

More books from OUP Oxford

Cover of the book A Treatise on Northern Ireland, Volume III by
Cover of the book What Makes Time Special? by
Cover of the book Liability of Asset Managers by
Cover of the book What is Chemistry? by
Cover of the book Set Theory by
Cover of the book Legal Professional Privilege for Corporations by
Cover of the book Theory of Strategy by
Cover of the book Baudelaire in Song by
Cover of the book The End of Outrage by
Cover of the book Animal Rights: A Very Short Introduction by
Cover of the book Dendrites by
Cover of the book Climate Change, Forced Migration, and International Law by
Cover of the book The Sketch-Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent. by
Cover of the book Understanding Chinese Families by
Cover of the book Russia: A History by
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy