Potatoes, Come Forth!

Inconvenient Magic I

Everett is a down-on-his-luck magical tradesman just trying to make a living. He has manifested the seven spells required to earn the rank of Journeyman Magicker, but few of his spells are useful enough to earn coin, and when he does manage to find work, he is often paid in farm produce.
His life is simple, ponderous, and unexciting.

Then, almost miraculously, he manifests an eighth spell: Beautiful Woman, come forth!

And this is when his troubles truly begin.

Potatoes, Come Forth! is a fantasy novel of 89,400 words or approximately 357 pages.