Put Your Teeth In Honey You’re Not Dead

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Sharyn Chapman ISBN: 9781939337481
Publisher: Sharyn Chapman Publication: May 10, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Sharyn Chapman
ISBN: 9781939337481
Publisher: Sharyn Chapman
Publication: May 10, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

How does a person slow down the train to Geezer Town? Finally, there is a manual designed to guide us through the trials and tribulations of senioritis.

Put Your Teeth In Honey, You’re Not Dead Yet discusses relevant senior topics and offers sage and satirical advice while keeping the reader laughing.

Birthdays do have a way of mounting up causing life changes that can feel overwhelming. These changes can be as small as experiencing what I call “aging aches” or as significant as losing our independence but Put Your Teeth In Honey, You’re Not Dead Yet will remind us all that a satisfying life is possible for everyone if we have the right attitude. We might have to tweak our thoughts to stay positive but if we do we will have the power of giants.

Lighthearted, rib tickling, smile provoking chapters inform and entertain.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Maturity
From Diapers To Diapers
Sex and the Senior Girl
My Teeth Don’t Live Here Anymore

Just to mention a few.

It doesn’t matter what age you are as long as you make the most of it. Each decade we all become more and more fantastic and as long as you believe that, you will own your world.

“Once you know your shoes match, stop looking down”. Even if someone has just driven over your newly planted petunias, today is your miracle so make the most of it.

Put Your Teeth In Honey, You’re Not Dead Yet is a terrific read for yourself or any senior in your life. By the way, ALL of the author's proceeds from the sale of these books go directly to charity. Now that HAS to make you smile!!!!

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How does a person slow down the train to Geezer Town? Finally, there is a manual designed to guide us through the trials and tribulations of senioritis.

Put Your Teeth In Honey, You’re Not Dead Yet discusses relevant senior topics and offers sage and satirical advice while keeping the reader laughing.

Birthdays do have a way of mounting up causing life changes that can feel overwhelming. These changes can be as small as experiencing what I call “aging aches” or as significant as losing our independence but Put Your Teeth In Honey, You’re Not Dead Yet will remind us all that a satisfying life is possible for everyone if we have the right attitude. We might have to tweak our thoughts to stay positive but if we do we will have the power of giants.

Lighthearted, rib tickling, smile provoking chapters inform and entertain.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Maturity
From Diapers To Diapers
Sex and the Senior Girl
My Teeth Don’t Live Here Anymore

Just to mention a few.

It doesn’t matter what age you are as long as you make the most of it. Each decade we all become more and more fantastic and as long as you believe that, you will own your world.

“Once you know your shoes match, stop looking down”. Even if someone has just driven over your newly planted petunias, today is your miracle so make the most of it.

Put Your Teeth In Honey, You’re Not Dead Yet is a terrific read for yourself or any senior in your life. By the way, ALL of the author's proceeds from the sale of these books go directly to charity. Now that HAS to make you smile!!!!

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