Welcome to a squalid place where horrid creatures wave their snake-like rat tails, crawl under beds, crouch under tables, slither in the shadows, and tear flesh from bones, spreading terror, terror, terror.
Here, with his fluffy, black-silky tail trailing behind, Eippy, the knee-high pie pygmy and his dog, Spinach, search for a safe haven. Struggling to survive, they travel through Mother Nature's reclaimed pockets of former magnificent beauty. Up ahead, under the banner of the Black Sun, huge hog-people and swarms of sharp-toothed red pygmy madness wait in a land where pig-people's renewed molestation has created environmental degradation.
“Right behind the fleeing pig-people, huge hog-people, with heavy necks and a multitude of chins rising from massive shoulders, come into view. With their bald basketball heads, pinched faces, and tiny black eyes, seething with hate, they deeply huff and grunt. Although they are almost as wide as they are tall, it is as if they are on a paved highway. They effortlessly walk up the steep road of rubble.Tommy had never seen pig-people this large. For a moment, he thinks they may be coming to stop the slaughter.”
“My name's—” Eippy begins to say, but his throat constricts. All he can do is watch her exquisitely delicate beauty, her fluid movement, and her perfectly proportioned body. Trinket is the perfect name for this raven-haired beauty. Although her name is Trinket, her love would be more precious than a jewel. If Eippy manages to win her heart, he will have something much more valuable than what he can find with his gold magnet.”
Welcome to a squalid place where horrid creatures wave their snake-like rat tails, crawl under beds, crouch under tables, slither in the shadows, and tear flesh from bones, spreading terror, terror, terror.
Here, with his fluffy, black-silky tail trailing behind, Eippy, the knee-high pie pygmy and his dog, Spinach, search for a safe haven. Struggling to survive, they travel through Mother Nature's reclaimed pockets of former magnificent beauty. Up ahead, under the banner of the Black Sun, huge hog-people and swarms of sharp-toothed red pygmy madness wait in a land where pig-people's renewed molestation has created environmental degradation.
“Right behind the fleeing pig-people, huge hog-people, with heavy necks and a multitude of chins rising from massive shoulders, come into view. With their bald basketball heads, pinched faces, and tiny black eyes, seething with hate, they deeply huff and grunt. Although they are almost as wide as they are tall, it is as if they are on a paved highway. They effortlessly walk up the steep road of rubble.Tommy had never seen pig-people this large. For a moment, he thinks they may be coming to stop the slaughter.”
“My name's—” Eippy begins to say, but his throat constricts. All he can do is watch her exquisitely delicate beauty, her fluid movement, and her perfectly proportioned body. Trinket is the perfect name for this raven-haired beauty. Although her name is Trinket, her love would be more precious than a jewel. If Eippy manages to win her heart, he will have something much more valuable than what he can find with his gold magnet.”