Santa is a Vampire
Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Contemporary, Fiction & Literature, LGBT, Gay
| Author: | Damian Serbu | ISBN: | 9781949909425 |
| Publisher: | Nine Star Press | Publication: | November 26, 2018 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Damian Serbu |
| ISBN: | 9781949909425 |
| Publisher: | Nine Star Press |
| Publication: | November 26, 2018 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he’s a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.
Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he’s a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.
