Self-Defense Against Vampires

The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide

Are you holding out for a handsome, young vampire to whisk you away to some far off exotic graveyard in the dead of night? Or, do you live in dread of the undead? Would you have difficulty spotting a vampire if it pecked you on the neck?

If you answered 'YES' to any of these questions then you need to sink your teeth into 'Self Defense Against Vampires' to unearth all the unholy facts. Whatever your ghoulish persuasion, this is the book to cater to all your vampire needs.

This classic manual will teach you everything you need to know, from vampire anatomy to the early signs of vampirism, to the most modern vampire slaying techniques. Yes, this book has it all and more. Written by a professional vampire hunter with aeons of active vampire-slaying experience, teacher to the stars and law enforcement agencies around the world, and winner of countless prestigious monster-killing awards, you can be sure your life is in safe hands. Learn to identify vampires and vampiric tendencies, and defend yourself and your loved ones against the undead before it's too late.

Reviews from other platforms:

"Self Defense Against Vampires is a great book for vampire lovers and aspiring vampire hunters... There are so many great elements of this book....this was one of the best books I've read this year." Reviewed by Melanie at www.fangfreakintasticreviews.com

"Don't take this book too seriously.... It comes recommended by one Harker, J, who says it offers: "practical, sincere and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there! You can stake your life on it!" Reviewed on www.murdermayhemandmore.wordpress.com

"J.A. Kahn's Self Defense Against Vampires is a very interesting concept. It's a fictional novel that reads as a possible textbook or self-help book. It skillfully takes jabs at popular vampire romance (the Twilight series especially) and pokes fun at individuals who may have contemplated becoming a vampire..."

"Self Defense Against Vampires" is such a fun read. Written by the World Famous Vampire Hunter Dr. J.A. Kahn, this book serves as a witty, dare I say cheeky, encyclopedia of everything you will ever need to know about vampires..."

"Witty and humorous, Self Defense Against Vampires is definitely the most fascinating take on the vampire myth that I have read. This fictional narrative is written as a self-help book for people in the event that they may need to battle a vampire..." Kayla Krantz - author of 'Dead by Morning' series and many other fantasy and thriller novels.

And here's what vampire experts are saying about this book:

"Probably the single most important treatise on vampirism and the inherent threat it possesses written by any single author in over four centuries. Herr Kahn hammers the nail on the head with his knowledgable approach to this most dangerous adversary."The Vampire Eradication League of Vienna

"Practical, sincere, and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there. And trust me, that's something you can stake your life on!" Jonathan Harker Esq.

"Vampires are fleeing for their lives. This book has shaken their underworld to its stinking core and they're wary of venturing out of their tombs. Their nights are numbered and they know they're in grave peril..." The Vampire Slayer's Weekly Digest