Stop Waiting for Prince Charming! He's Already Married to Bob.

The Odds of Gettig Married and Other Nonsense

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Anita Reinsma ISBN: 9780615486819
Publisher: BookBaby Publication: April 4, 2011
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Anita Reinsma
ISBN: 9780615486819
Publisher: BookBaby
Publication: April 4, 2011
Imprint:
Language: English
When two men "marry" each other, the odds of a female finding Prince Charming decreases. Then, how does one react when a national magazine prints this dire statistic: A woman over forty has a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than of getting married. The answer is to write a book...a collection of hilarious essays with advice on dating, marriage, and a lot of other crazy nonsense... then reenact the essays on YouTube! When Anita was a hostage in a bank robbery, she wondered how this situation impacted her odds! Of course, that was only if she didn't get shot! But first--the getaway, the chase, crabby robbers, helicopters... Was that Dog the Bounty Hunter coming to the rescue? What does "What Not to Wear" have to do with this? Hang on for a crazy, wild ride! This is an hysterical collection of essays that could change your life. The Odds of Getting Married, Facial Punctuation, Blind Dates, Cooking, Speed Dating, Internet, Camping, Beauty Secrets, lots more! Brilliantly witty. Sage advice and insane conclusions. Find out how to avoid wrinkles by just sleeping in the right position. Do your refrigerator magnets reveal too much about you? Try cucumbers on cellulite not just in salads. Want to meet people? Discover plenty of unique ideas! Take a blues harmonica class--perform with one of the world's biggest rock bands? Get on tv! How about sleeping with Johnny Depp? Don't just stay at home and watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for the 53rd time. This crazy, funny book will give you hope, ideas and you'll laugh out loud. The book includes a website to calculate your odds of getting married. Look at the world differently and more creatively! Here's your guide!
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When two men "marry" each other, the odds of a female finding Prince Charming decreases. Then, how does one react when a national magazine prints this dire statistic: A woman over forty has a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than of getting married. The answer is to write a book...a collection of hilarious essays with advice on dating, marriage, and a lot of other crazy nonsense... then reenact the essays on YouTube! When Anita was a hostage in a bank robbery, she wondered how this situation impacted her odds! Of course, that was only if she didn't get shot! But first--the getaway, the chase, crabby robbers, helicopters... Was that Dog the Bounty Hunter coming to the rescue? What does "What Not to Wear" have to do with this? Hang on for a crazy, wild ride! This is an hysterical collection of essays that could change your life. The Odds of Getting Married, Facial Punctuation, Blind Dates, Cooking, Speed Dating, Internet, Camping, Beauty Secrets, lots more! Brilliantly witty. Sage advice and insane conclusions. Find out how to avoid wrinkles by just sleeping in the right position. Do your refrigerator magnets reveal too much about you? Try cucumbers on cellulite not just in salads. Want to meet people? Discover plenty of unique ideas! Take a blues harmonica class--perform with one of the world's biggest rock bands? Get on tv! How about sleeping with Johnny Depp? Don't just stay at home and watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for the 53rd time. This crazy, funny book will give you hope, ideas and you'll laugh out loud. The book includes a website to calculate your odds of getting married. Look at the world differently and more creatively! Here's your guide!

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