The Dead Janitors Club

Pathetically True Tales of a Crime Scene Cleanup King

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour, Biography & Memoir
Cover of the book The Dead Janitors Club by Jeff Klima, Sourcebooks
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Jeff Klima ISBN: 9781402253720
Publisher: Sourcebooks Publication: June 1, 2010
Imprint: Sourcebooks Language: English
Author: Jeff Klima
ISBN: 9781402253720
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Publication: June 1, 2010
Imprint: Sourcebooks
Language: English

It had been well over a month since I had seen or heard from Dirk, and it was showing in my bank account...I was tempted to start searching for another job. I still had faith, though, that somehow, someway, I was meant for this line of work...

"Hello?" I mumbled, not recognizing the number on the caller ID.

"Jeff, it's Dirk," said the voice. I waited curiously, wondering who the hell Dirk was. "We've got one," he eventually said when I failed to answer.

We had never bothered to get together for any sort of training, and now, it was too late.

After toiling for minimum wage for years, Jeff Klima got an unexpected offer: to head up a brand new crime scene cleanup company in Orange County. The upside? A chance to make incredible money in a field with no competition. The downside? Everything else about the job.

The Dead Janitors Club is an engrossing, hilarious, and morbidly fascinating memoir of life and death, from someone whose life is death. From his first job-where a piece of brain fell off the ceiling and landed in his eye-to having to clean up one of his former neighbors, The Dead Janitors Club is more than just a retelling of crime scenes and what it takes to clean them up. It is a memoir about struggling to survive college, love, life, and keeping one's sanity when one never knows if, the next time the phone rings, you must delve into the darker side of life and death.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

It had been well over a month since I had seen or heard from Dirk, and it was showing in my bank account...I was tempted to start searching for another job. I still had faith, though, that somehow, someway, I was meant for this line of work...

"Hello?" I mumbled, not recognizing the number on the caller ID.

"Jeff, it's Dirk," said the voice. I waited curiously, wondering who the hell Dirk was. "We've got one," he eventually said when I failed to answer.

We had never bothered to get together for any sort of training, and now, it was too late.

After toiling for minimum wage for years, Jeff Klima got an unexpected offer: to head up a brand new crime scene cleanup company in Orange County. The upside? A chance to make incredible money in a field with no competition. The downside? Everything else about the job.

The Dead Janitors Club is an engrossing, hilarious, and morbidly fascinating memoir of life and death, from someone whose life is death. From his first job-where a piece of brain fell off the ceiling and landed in his eye-to having to clean up one of his former neighbors, The Dead Janitors Club is more than just a retelling of crime scenes and what it takes to clean them up. It is a memoir about struggling to survive college, love, life, and keeping one's sanity when one never knows if, the next time the phone rings, you must delve into the darker side of life and death.

More books from Sourcebooks

Cover of the book Creating Effective Programs for Gifted Students with Learning Disabilities by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book Not Dead Enough by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book Life begins when you do by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book Call Me Wild by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book Highland Dragon Warrior by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book Fashion Face-Off by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book A Phoenix Is Forever by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book One More Kiss by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book What Happened That Night by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book The Blue Moon Circus by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book The Best Minnesota Sports Arguments by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book A Little Mischief by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book We Don't Talk Anymore by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book 77 Reasons Why Your Book Was Rejected by Jeff Klima
Cover of the book Horrid Henry by Jeff Klima
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy