The Hand of God

"By the present, the Press and Public Relations Office of Heaven wishes to communicate to the entire community of believers, parishioners, followers, fans, supporters, customers, dissidents, dilettantes, curious and any other Earth dwellers that, due to the events that have been happening around the twentieth FIFA World Cup, it is now imperative to clarify some specific issues and considerations regarding the sport called fútbol, soccer, fussball, voetball, calico, fotbal, 英式足球, サッカー , piłka nożna, futebol , football, sokker, futbollit, كرة القدم, футбол, fodbold, fucík, jalkapallo, כדורגל, bóng dá… In a nutshell, to all and each one of the countries, regions, and towns that have any kind of relationship with this game".