The Kinda Big Book of Chauvinist Relationships

Men and Women have been in a constant battle for superiority ever since Eve said, “Hey boy, eat this apple.”
Well, what happens when a female chauvinist marries a male chauvinist? Can the battle be won? What about at work, do women really, ‘rule the roost,’ with their sexual harassment of men?
How have men responded? By turning into Metro-Sexuals? Can this unnatural creation be killed? What do women think of these feminine men?
In the tug of war between women and men, one thing is certain—I’ll tell you later, my wife just walked in.