The Last Simple

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Ray Sullivan ISBN: 9781465704580
Publisher: Ray Sullivan Publication: December 25, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Ray Sullivan
ISBN: 9781465704580
Publisher: Ray Sullivan
Publication: December 25, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Bradford knows he’s the lead in a third rate parody. However, his ambition is to be the lead in a Dan Brown story, but doesn’t know if he has to dumb up or down for the gig.

In ‘The Last Simple’, Bradford, a professor of Simpology from Harvard, follows clues left by the illiterati, ignoranti and even the bingoranti as he tries to track down the kidnapper of Lord Bartholomew. Aided by Lord Bartholomew’s daughter, Lady Bartholomew, and her loathsome manservant Belsen, Bradford has to evade arrest by not one, but two Buffoons of a Copper while bouncing around the renowned cultural centres of Northern England, from Lincoln Cathedral to Blackpool Tower.

Aided by Surly Teabing, the rudest man in England, while dodging Teabing’s servant Snivell, Bradford finds himself in a race against time, logic, bad jokes, ridiculous puns and awful gags as he searches for the Last Simple in an improbable if unbelievable storyline.

This a laugh a minute book, assuming you’re a very fast reader.

Includes the Christmas Special and at least one deleted chapter (the one that can still be read – the others were, er, deleted)

Warning – contains flash photography (actually it doesn’t, I just wanted to say that as it sounds cool on the news)

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Bradford knows he’s the lead in a third rate parody. However, his ambition is to be the lead in a Dan Brown story, but doesn’t know if he has to dumb up or down for the gig.

In ‘The Last Simple’, Bradford, a professor of Simpology from Harvard, follows clues left by the illiterati, ignoranti and even the bingoranti as he tries to track down the kidnapper of Lord Bartholomew. Aided by Lord Bartholomew’s daughter, Lady Bartholomew, and her loathsome manservant Belsen, Bradford has to evade arrest by not one, but two Buffoons of a Copper while bouncing around the renowned cultural centres of Northern England, from Lincoln Cathedral to Blackpool Tower.

Aided by Surly Teabing, the rudest man in England, while dodging Teabing’s servant Snivell, Bradford finds himself in a race against time, logic, bad jokes, ridiculous puns and awful gags as he searches for the Last Simple in an improbable if unbelievable storyline.

This a laugh a minute book, assuming you’re a very fast reader.

Includes the Christmas Special and at least one deleted chapter (the one that can still be read – the others were, er, deleted)

Warning – contains flash photography (actually it doesn’t, I just wanted to say that as it sounds cool on the news)

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