The Sword of Uncreation

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book The Sword of Uncreation by Claire Voet, Blossom Spring Publishing
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Author: Claire Voet ISBN: 1230003147214
Publisher: Blossom Spring Publishing Publication: March 22, 2019
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Claire Voet
ISBN: 1230003147214
Publisher: Blossom Spring Publishing
Publication: March 22, 2019
Imprint:
Language: English

An ancient war has been going on between angels and demons for over a thousand years and God is desperate to finally find peace. To do that, He has The Sword of Uncreation made for him, but He soon regrets it. Once the war is over, and Satan has been sent back to Hell, He decides that such a weapon is far too dangerous for either side to possess and it is hidden on Earth so that not even God knows where it is.

Protected by generation, after generation, of human guardians and the most unlikely of animals – the Lambs of God - The Sword of Uncreation has been kept safe from those that might misuse it.

One day the latest guard becomes disgruntled, bored and disillusioned with his cold, wet, dull and uneventful job and agrees to sell his soul and The Sword of Uncreation to Satan. However, when he changes his mind, the breach of contract doesn’t go down well in Hell.

Desperate to get their hands on it first, both sides start a desperate race to find the final resting place of the legendary Sword and claim the ultimate prize. A quest that results in a bizarre battle between seemingly innocent farm animals, the angelic souls of Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis, plus a small army of demons, armed with far too many weapons for their own safety, or anyone else’s for that matter.

Will Heaven be safe? Or will God have to start a new war that He might not be able to win?

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An ancient war has been going on between angels and demons for over a thousand years and God is desperate to finally find peace. To do that, He has The Sword of Uncreation made for him, but He soon regrets it. Once the war is over, and Satan has been sent back to Hell, He decides that such a weapon is far too dangerous for either side to possess and it is hidden on Earth so that not even God knows where it is.

Protected by generation, after generation, of human guardians and the most unlikely of animals – the Lambs of God - The Sword of Uncreation has been kept safe from those that might misuse it.

One day the latest guard becomes disgruntled, bored and disillusioned with his cold, wet, dull and uneventful job and agrees to sell his soul and The Sword of Uncreation to Satan. However, when he changes his mind, the breach of contract doesn’t go down well in Hell.

Desperate to get their hands on it first, both sides start a desperate race to find the final resting place of the legendary Sword and claim the ultimate prize. A quest that results in a bizarre battle between seemingly innocent farm animals, the angelic souls of Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis, plus a small army of demons, armed with far too many weapons for their own safety, or anyone else’s for that matter.

Will Heaven be safe? Or will God have to start a new war that He might not be able to win?

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