The Twelve Parody Carols of Christmas

Put an updated twist on Christmas with these new lyrics to twelve traditional carols from the parodist of The Black Knight & Squire G Show and parodyman.com. They include The Christmas Caroler's Song, which lets carolers introduce themselves to their listeners; The Perfect Gift, which details the frustration of trying to find that perfect present; I'll Be Home for Christmas, which shows how modern technology can affect traditional Christmas homecomings; We Wish You a Merry Mmm Mmm, a comment on the legal wrangling over the use of the term "Christmas"; Picture With Santa, an observation on the mall Santa photo event; The Twelve Days of Christmas, pointing out the hazards of over decorating the tree; Here Come Relatives, a tribute to those brave family members who host the annual Christmas gathering; Up on the Rooftop, describing a guy's attempt to capture Santa's magic reindeer; Beware of the Danger, a look a Christmas through the eyes of the Consumer Protection Agency; Shopping Malls, a look at the perils of last-minute gift buying; White Christmas, which points out that "white" often means "frozen"; and Have Yourself a Decorated Christmas, a description of the neighbor who puts up a huge Christmas display.