THUNDERBALD Sex, Violence & Feminine Sensibilities

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Stan Arnold ISBN: 9780463337820
Publisher: Stan Arnold Publication: October 27, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Stan Arnold
ISBN: 9780463337820
Publisher: Stan Arnold
Publication: October 27, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

When the New York slasher movie awards - The Bleeders - turn into a riot, Mick and Jim are offered a mystery escape route to Hong Kong.

Inexplicably, they arrive in Darwin, Australia, where they’re kidnapped and held in the deserted, snake-ridden Broken Nose Hotel - 300 miles from nowhere. Escape attempts result in damaged reproductive bits, while igniting the fury of ex-SAS Sgt Major and international, freelance, unarmed-combat specialist, Rosebud Rochester.

Thanks to her aggressive, but romantic, liaison with Baz, who likes being locked in the attic, Mick and Jim eventually escape to a local river, where, on an improvised raft cum toilet block, they fight off copulating saltwater crocodiles and sharks, while being battered by tropical storms and lightning strikes.

After an ignominious escape, they arrive in Hong Kong and have to solve an ancient Chinese puzzle. Why are they there? How does James Bond fit in? How did they get trapped in a luxury suite inside a hollowed-out volcano? Why are they fans of Bert Grit? And what is Pussy Galore doing working as a toilet attendant in Venice.

Killer SWAT teams, massive explosions, stun grenades and close-quarter helicopter attacks ensure a happy ending.

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When the New York slasher movie awards - The Bleeders - turn into a riot, Mick and Jim are offered a mystery escape route to Hong Kong.

Inexplicably, they arrive in Darwin, Australia, where they’re kidnapped and held in the deserted, snake-ridden Broken Nose Hotel - 300 miles from nowhere. Escape attempts result in damaged reproductive bits, while igniting the fury of ex-SAS Sgt Major and international, freelance, unarmed-combat specialist, Rosebud Rochester.

Thanks to her aggressive, but romantic, liaison with Baz, who likes being locked in the attic, Mick and Jim eventually escape to a local river, where, on an improvised raft cum toilet block, they fight off copulating saltwater crocodiles and sharks, while being battered by tropical storms and lightning strikes.

After an ignominious escape, they arrive in Hong Kong and have to solve an ancient Chinese puzzle. Why are they there? How does James Bond fit in? How did they get trapped in a luxury suite inside a hollowed-out volcano? Why are they fans of Bert Grit? And what is Pussy Galore doing working as a toilet attendant in Venice.

Killer SWAT teams, massive explosions, stun grenades and close-quarter helicopter attacks ensure a happy ending.

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