Two People Having Sex (An Erotic Parody)

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Two People Having Sex (An Erotic Parody) by Freida Wright, 1st Amend Press
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Author: Freida Wright ISBN: 9781466179196
Publisher: 1st Amend Press Publication: March 5, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Freida Wright
ISBN: 9781466179196
Publisher: 1st Amend Press
Publication: March 5, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Thomas and Melanie have a serious problem – they want to have sex! But as two new lovers, the strange quantity of hoops through which they must jump before consummating their attraction are bizarre at the least; terrifying at most. The penalties for sexual infractions are powerful and invasive, regulating what could be a wonderfully romantic evening and scaring the BeJesus out of them. Will they be able to grope their way through the dizzying maze of technical requirements so that their tale can at last enjoy a happy ending? Or does a “happy ending” cross the line?

Find out, in this hilariously playful parody that addresses censorship by corporate bullies.

About the Author:

Freida Wright may, or may not, be a young woman or an old man. She may also, but not likely, possess supernatural powers that may, or may not, have been used to procreate with her partner. Her children don’t, but could, have crossed eyes and cleft palates because her husband is much older and of no relation. But most importantly, Freida Wright is an advocate for first amendment rights in the United States.

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Thomas and Melanie have a serious problem – they want to have sex! But as two new lovers, the strange quantity of hoops through which they must jump before consummating their attraction are bizarre at the least; terrifying at most. The penalties for sexual infractions are powerful and invasive, regulating what could be a wonderfully romantic evening and scaring the BeJesus out of them. Will they be able to grope their way through the dizzying maze of technical requirements so that their tale can at last enjoy a happy ending? Or does a “happy ending” cross the line?

Find out, in this hilariously playful parody that addresses censorship by corporate bullies.

About the Author:

Freida Wright may, or may not, be a young woman or an old man. She may also, but not likely, possess supernatural powers that may, or may not, have been used to procreate with her partner. Her children don’t, but could, have crossed eyes and cleft palates because her husband is much older and of no relation. But most importantly, Freida Wright is an advocate for first amendment rights in the United States.

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