Water Birth Please!

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour, Biography & Memoir
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Author: Elizabeth King ISBN: 9781849897402
Publisher: Andrews UK Publication: October 21, 2011
Imprint: AUK Authors Language: English
Author: Elizabeth King
ISBN: 9781849897402
Publisher: Andrews UK
Publication: October 21, 2011
Imprint: AUK Authors
Language: English
Why is it that having children affects our ability to speak proper English? What exactly is the “Wassat?” game? How can a seemingly harmless children’s TV character give you a nosebleed? Water Birth Please is the Diary of a Mum muddling through each chaotic day with her gleefully troublesome toddler, Grace. Join them through a journey of pointless birth plans, disastrous diets, sleepless nights and social networking. A light hearted look at a little life based on original blog entries by the author. “Hail to the toddler! The stumbling, pointing, ga ga gaa-ing, smiling, gibbering, bashing, twirling, dribbling little person that rules our lives. Yes they scream and cry. Yes they throw wobblies. Yes, that little mouth will stay clamped tight when you are trying to insert wholesome food into it, and yet dog biscuits and wax crayons cannot be devoured fast enough. But MAN they don’t half make you smile.”
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Why is it that having children affects our ability to speak proper English? What exactly is the “Wassat?” game? How can a seemingly harmless children’s TV character give you a nosebleed? Water Birth Please is the Diary of a Mum muddling through each chaotic day with her gleefully troublesome toddler, Grace. Join them through a journey of pointless birth plans, disastrous diets, sleepless nights and social networking. A light hearted look at a little life based on original blog entries by the author. “Hail to the toddler! The stumbling, pointing, ga ga gaa-ing, smiling, gibbering, bashing, twirling, dribbling little person that rules our lives. Yes they scream and cry. Yes they throw wobblies. Yes, that little mouth will stay clamped tight when you are trying to insert wholesome food into it, and yet dog biscuits and wax crayons cannot be devoured fast enough. But MAN they don’t half make you smile.”

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