Well Hung

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Matthew Querzoli ISBN: 9781311811110
Publisher: Matthew Querzoli Publication: April 20, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Matthew Querzoli
ISBN: 9781311811110
Publisher: Matthew Querzoli
Publication: April 20, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Marcus Fletcher is not special. His friends are not special (unless you count having a heavily tanned ginger friend special). His family collectively shares the sentiment that he is not special, and constantly reminds him of this fact.

Poor Marcus Fletcher. He is nearing the end of high school, and the girl he has liked for two years is still going out with the same idiotic bully. He has no idea what he wants to do when he graduates. No career prospects, no passions - no bloody idea.

So when one of his mates offers him some cocaine to take the edge off, why would he say no?

It turns out that there is an enormous reason why he should've said no.

Or maybe not?

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"A festering turd of a novel. I can't believe I am related to this weirdo." - Brad Querzoli - brother, rapper, not a book reviewer

"My cat Sammie could write better than you. Also, do you think I should buy this hat? It's on sale." - Alie Bradley - girlfriend and self-proclaimed shopaholic

"Yeah, it's ok." - Kenny Lau - friend, diasppointing non-lover of beer

"The new John Green. But without the metaphors. And with more nudity." - Harry Russell - ex gay-lover, confirmed subject of James Blunt's hit song 'You're Beautiful'

"I'm a vegan. I could eat this book." - Connor Rancan - BFF, previous omnivore, master photographer

"Higher octane drama, greater suspense and contains more ethical teachings than the Bible." - Ryan Macquart - friend, atheist, nerd

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Marcus Fletcher is not special. His friends are not special (unless you count having a heavily tanned ginger friend special). His family collectively shares the sentiment that he is not special, and constantly reminds him of this fact.

Poor Marcus Fletcher. He is nearing the end of high school, and the girl he has liked for two years is still going out with the same idiotic bully. He has no idea what he wants to do when he graduates. No career prospects, no passions - no bloody idea.

So when one of his mates offers him some cocaine to take the edge off, why would he say no?

It turns out that there is an enormous reason why he should've said no.

Or maybe not?

-----------------

"A festering turd of a novel. I can't believe I am related to this weirdo." - Brad Querzoli - brother, rapper, not a book reviewer

"My cat Sammie could write better than you. Also, do you think I should buy this hat? It's on sale." - Alie Bradley - girlfriend and self-proclaimed shopaholic

"Yeah, it's ok." - Kenny Lau - friend, diasppointing non-lover of beer

"The new John Green. But without the metaphors. And with more nudity." - Harry Russell - ex gay-lover, confirmed subject of James Blunt's hit song 'You're Beautiful'

"I'm a vegan. I could eat this book." - Connor Rancan - BFF, previous omnivore, master photographer

"Higher octane drama, greater suspense and contains more ethical teachings than the Bible." - Ryan Macquart - friend, atheist, nerd

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