Woefultourist.com (the first 50 travel humor posts)

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Cover of the book Woefultourist.com (the first 50 travel humor posts) by John UKE Kowaluk, John UKE Kowaluk
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Author: John UKE Kowaluk ISBN: 9781301511457
Publisher: John UKE Kowaluk Publication: December 12, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: John UKE Kowaluk
ISBN: 9781301511457
Publisher: John UKE Kowaluk
Publication: December 12, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Welcome to Woefultourist.com, home of the contrarian travel experience.
Most legitimate travel and tourism websites focus on providing the readers with relevant advice such as the best beaches for working on their tanlines without breaking a sweat, or listing four star restaurants they couldn't afford to eat in even if they could get on the waiting list.
Woefultourist, on the other hand focuses on more pressing issues such as why are there orange trees lining the streets of Rome; or why driving to Disney World is much more fulfilling than simply hopping on a plane and flying there, directly.
Neither snob, nor barbarian, Woefultourist is simply a man who looks at life thru Chardonnay colored glasses.
It should also be noted, that Woefultourist is not real. Not really. The fact of the matter is that he is a purely "fictional character"!!
There, I’ve said it!
I’ve gotten it off of my chest.
And for some reason I feel rather tingly inside.
What does that confession mean for you, the reader?
Among other things, that the style, feel, look and structure of each post, including the blatant use of malaprops, is by design.
If you don’t know what malaprops are and are too lazy to look the term up in the dictionary, then you are the exact target audience Woefultourist is looking for.
Now kick back, pop open the adult beverage of your choice and enjoy the Woefultourist experience.

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Welcome to Woefultourist.com, home of the contrarian travel experience.
Most legitimate travel and tourism websites focus on providing the readers with relevant advice such as the best beaches for working on their tanlines without breaking a sweat, or listing four star restaurants they couldn't afford to eat in even if they could get on the waiting list.
Woefultourist, on the other hand focuses on more pressing issues such as why are there orange trees lining the streets of Rome; or why driving to Disney World is much more fulfilling than simply hopping on a plane and flying there, directly.
Neither snob, nor barbarian, Woefultourist is simply a man who looks at life thru Chardonnay colored glasses.
It should also be noted, that Woefultourist is not real. Not really. The fact of the matter is that he is a purely "fictional character"!!
There, I’ve said it!
I’ve gotten it off of my chest.
And for some reason I feel rather tingly inside.
What does that confession mean for you, the reader?
Among other things, that the style, feel, look and structure of each post, including the blatant use of malaprops, is by design.
If you don’t know what malaprops are and are too lazy to look the term up in the dictionary, then you are the exact target audience Woefultourist is looking for.
Now kick back, pop open the adult beverage of your choice and enjoy the Woefultourist experience.

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