Tooty Nolan: 37 books

WARNING: THIS BOOK IS ONLY SLIGHTLY DISGUSTING. The situation becomes grim for the occupants of the Museum of Future Technology, when an invading army of End Caps attack from Hyperspace. Everyone must band together if they hope to repel the loathsome orange invaders. Some other stuff happens too.

NON-WARNING: Totally compatable with silly people of any age. Magnuss Earplug and his bounty hunter girlfriend, Hair-Trigger Provost, have been carried away to an alternative reality in which everyone they know is an evil counterpart of those they have left behind in their version of the Museum of...

The recalcitrant Tubo Di Tempo saga continues. But now the degree of threat has intensified by...er...several degrees. And even the great Magnuss Earplug is likely to wilt beneath the weight of expectation that only he can save the Museum of Future Technology - in every era - simultaneously!

WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A HUGE NUMBER OF CHAPTERS! When danger comes visiting in the Museum of Future Technology, who do you call for? Magnuss Earplug, that's who. Cometh the moment, cometh the earplug, or so they say. The usual mayhem ensues.

When the faulty Tunnel Temporal is replaced by the more advanced Tubo Di Tempo, everyone inside the Museum of Future Technology breathe a sigh of relief: time-travel was once more an option. But when the first group of customers fail to return from a visit into the past, it's time to call in Magnuss and Hair-Trigger to save the day. But the dashing heroes of Earplugdom are on vacation!

WARNING: SUITABLE FOR CHEEKY CHILDREN ONLY. In a world where the highest form of life is the earplug, anything is possible - especially in the Museum of Future Technology where EVERYTHING is possible. Follow the adventures of five young pinky/orange earplug brothers - Rudi, Valentine, Miles, Chester,...

With the coffers of the Museum of Future Technology running low, its up to the Earplug Brothers and the brave crew of the Chi-Z-Sox to conduct a Grand Tour of the Galaxy, in the hope of raising badly-needed funds. But, of course, it couldn't be that easy...

When the Museum of Future Technology runs short of funds, its curators hold a lottery.The prize? A trip across the galaxy aboard the K T Woo, that's what. And oh what a trip it was.

WARNING: Although this tale is suitable for children, it does contain some blatant wind breaking and other bodily functions too disgusting to mention here. In this, the 28th Junior Earplug Adventure, we find that the heroic Magnuss Earplug is mentally exhausted by his many brushes with disaster and...