Edmund Quimlove: 7 books

Why should kids get all the fun? Read an epic, narrative, Christmas Eve bedtime poem for adults! In the wee hours of christmas morning, our heroine is visited by Santa. But he's brought a friend with him...Krampus! It seems she's on both the naughty list and the nice list. To resolve the situation,...

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are ready to settle down to a nice dessert after a lovely dinner. But what’s this? There are no desserts there to be eaten. Tabitha, however, has an idea for an after dinner treat. She’d like Jonathan to do a bit of sexual role playing with her. Jonathan plays...

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are enjoying a spot of tea on a lovely, spring morning, when out of nowhere, Tabitha has an idea for something new they can try. What if, rather than sewing and reading the paper like a couple of old fuddy-duddies, they instead engaged in a round of hard, anal sex? After...

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are a mild-mannered, Victorian couple who are quite content to spend their afternoons relaxing with a hot cup of tea. That is, until Tabitha starts getting ideas. Naughty ideas. Filthy ideas. Thrilling ideas. Follow the Pembertons on their journey to explore the darkest...

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are enjoying a brisk, Autumn day in the park, when they stop to rest and warm Tabitha's poor, gloveless hands in Jonathan's coat. Tabitha finds the simple act of observing the local waterfowl to be boring, and decides it would be much more fun to secretly wank off her...

When Jonathan Pemberton arrives home late from a night on the town, he expects that he and his wife will turn in for the night. However, she has a surprise for him. Rather than spend the evening with her sewing circle, she instead spent it purchasing a variety of bondage equipment, and she's aching...

Connie Chesterton has been asked by Tabitha Pemberton (who she recently met whilst Tabitha sucked her husband Jonathan off in the park) to engage her and Jonathan in a threesome. Connie agrees, for she is enchanted by the seemingly innocent Tabitha, and wants to impart her sexual expertise onto her. But...