Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch by Donald Rump, Donald Rump
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Author: Donald Rump ISBN: 9781386998839
Publisher: Donald Rump Publication: July 4, 2018
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Donald Rump
ISBN: 9781386998839
Publisher: Donald Rump
Publication: July 4, 2018
Imprint:
Language: English

When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune?

No, probably not.

Approximately 4,100 words.

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When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune?

No, probably not.

Approximately 4,100 words.

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